The Sword Keys

Sword Key is a legendary addition to my keychain. I fell in love with this key when I first laid eyes on it on a back endcap of the Ace Hardware where my friend worked. I received the key for my 18th Birthday and immediately attached it to the keychain. I brandished it with pride, though not necessarily for protection. When retrieved from its sheath, it zipped through the air, piercing my house's front door keyhole.

Sword Key is actually quite dull and disastrously broke in half one random afternoon. The investigation for the cause of the damage is ongoing. Sword Key remains on the keychain as a symbol of power and strength, though at this point ironically.